Monday, January 19, 2009

Tennis

My second year at Northeast Mississippi Community College we got a new tennis coach. Well he was not actually a tennis coach but instead he was the defensive coordinator for the football team. So obviously he was qualified for the position... anyway him being a football coach he was real big into conditioning. So three times a week we had to run a mile around campus and this would help us to become better community college tennis players. Well, one day during my run, as I was passing by the the tennis courts, I saw a brand new tennis ball outside of the gate. I looked around and saw that no one was playing tennis so naturally I ran over picked up the new tennis ball and put it into my pocket... score. I was almost finished with my run, I would cross the street to the store and that would be the end of my run, joggin in place waitin for the "its ok to cross the street" guy to turn green. As I was waiting the very beautiful girl ( blondish brownish hair to her shoulders, beautiful brown eyes with soft fair beautiful skin) walks up next to me so i stopped joggin in place and try to play it cool. I noticed her from one of my classes and i acknowledged her presence with a smile. Well I noticed that her eyes kept drifting down towards my shorts and i realized that the tennis ball i picked up is makin a slight bulge in my shorts. Well I become very embarrassed and realized that she now thinks I am a huge pervert. Well after a few awkward seconds of her staring at my shorts she finally looked at me and said "whats that?" Relieved that I get to explain that i am not a pervert i look at her and said "tennis ball" and then in complete seriousness she turns back to me and and says " Oh, must be painful. I had tennis elbow one time"

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  1. Well done, Antonio. Can't wait for more entertaining stories. I miss Bob, too.

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