8:00 a.m: Woke up got out of bed and said "You are welcome world".
8:15 a.m: Scold Oscar for destorying the toilet paper roll while I was in the shower. Damn him
8:30 a.m: Breakfast: barbed wire and dirt... a mans breakfast
9:25 - 10:25 a.m: Went to the gym to lift weights. There were not enough for me as usual and naturally the weights were sore after the workout.
10:26 - 10:59 a.m: Save a family of 7 from a burning house. No big deal. They call me Hero. I tell them no, I go by Sean. welcome to my life.
11:00 a.m - 12:15 p.m: Jiu Jitsu class. I destory everyone there. Our Instructor ask if I would like to take over because I am amazing. I tell him no, but to be strong and stay positive. My words motivate him... of course.
12:16-1:30 p.m: Go to luch at a sushi place... There are no more seats so me and my friends must wait... haha no we dont. We are escorted throught the kitchen into the V.I.P lounge. Sign a few autographs and they tell me i get my meal for free. I am insulted and leave a $1000 tip. they thank me and I tell them never to make eye contact with me again. One lady faints and one man cries. I could care less.
1:31 - 1:32: Nap
1:33- 4:00 p.m : I am about to cure cancer when I hear a car crash on the street... I'll finish curing cancer tomorrow and tend to the crash. I save two differnt familes of 5 from burning vehicles and smallpox. dont ask me how, just understand i did. They call me Hero. I say no, I go by Sean... thats twice today. 17 lives saved already today. 3 under my daily average. Don't worry. the day is not over.
4:00-5:00 p.m: Play with Oscar. He wins everytime.
5:00-6:00 p.m: make a citizens arrest on two drug dealers... not in my community thugs. There will be no scorin of smack in my neighborhood.
6:00-8:00 p.m: Go to class. listen? no. Flirt with surrounding girls? Yes. Get three numbers from 3 beautiful women. 2 under my daily average. Dont worry, the day is not over.
8:15 p.m : On my drive home I save 3 more lives and get 2 more beautiful womens numbers. (met my daily averages so we can move past that).
9:00 p.m: Hugh Hef calls. He needs advise. I tell him to keep his pimp hand strong. My words inspire and motivate him... of course.
9:15 p.m : P. Diddy calls. I ignore his call. He never shuts up.
9:30 p.m: Reflect on the day. try to figure out how i could have save those people just a little bit quicker... there is no way i did it perfectly.
10:00 - 10:00.1 p.m: cry
10:00.2 - 10:05: Do something realy manly to make up for what just happend.
10:10: Say "Rin"
10:20: Time for bed. need my hours of sleep. I can only count half of them because I sleep with one eye open. think to myslef "Hero... i mean Sean, thats three times, you just kicked today's ass. good night".
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Antonio, this is hands down the best blog I've ever read. I can't stop laughing. Chuck Norris who? I love how every time you rescue people, it's from something that's burning. My favorites are the one minute nap (because, naturally, that's all you need)and the millisecond cryfest.
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