8:00 a.m: Woke up got out of bed and said "You are welcome world".
8:15 a.m: Scold Oscar for destorying the toilet paper roll while I was in the shower. Damn him
8:30 a.m: Breakfast: barbed wire and dirt... a mans breakfast
9:25 - 10:25 a.m: Went to the gym to lift weights. There were not enough for me as usual and naturally the weights were sore after the workout.
10:26 - 10:59 a.m: Save a family of 7 from a burning house. No big deal. They call me Hero. I tell them no, I go by Sean. welcome to my life.
11:00 a.m - 12:15 p.m: Jiu Jitsu class. I destory everyone there. Our Instructor ask if I would like to take over because I am amazing. I tell him no, but to be strong and stay positive. My words motivate him... of course.
12:16-1:30 p.m: Go to luch at a sushi place... There are no more seats so me and my friends must wait... haha no we dont. We are escorted throught the kitchen into the V.I.P lounge. Sign a few autographs and they tell me i get my meal for free. I am insulted and leave a $1000 tip. they thank me and I tell them never to make eye contact with me again. One lady faints and one man cries. I could care less.
1:31 - 1:32: Nap
1:33- 4:00 p.m : I am about to cure cancer when I hear a car crash on the street... I'll finish curing cancer tomorrow and tend to the crash. I save two differnt familes of 5 from burning vehicles and smallpox. dont ask me how, just understand i did. They call me Hero. I say no, I go by Sean... thats twice today. 17 lives saved already today. 3 under my daily average. Don't worry. the day is not over.
4:00-5:00 p.m: Play with Oscar. He wins everytime.
5:00-6:00 p.m: make a citizens arrest on two drug dealers... not in my community thugs. There will be no scorin of smack in my neighborhood.
6:00-8:00 p.m: Go to class. listen? no. Flirt with surrounding girls? Yes. Get three numbers from 3 beautiful women. 2 under my daily average. Dont worry, the day is not over.
8:15 p.m : On my drive home I save 3 more lives and get 2 more beautiful womens numbers. (met my daily averages so we can move past that).
9:00 p.m: Hugh Hef calls. He needs advise. I tell him to keep his pimp hand strong. My words inspire and motivate him... of course.
9:15 p.m : P. Diddy calls. I ignore his call. He never shuts up.
9:30 p.m: Reflect on the day. try to figure out how i could have save those people just a little bit quicker... there is no way i did it perfectly.
10:00 - 10:00.1 p.m: cry
10:00.2 - 10:05: Do something realy manly to make up for what just happend.
10:10: Say "Rin"
10:20: Time for bed. need my hours of sleep. I can only count half of them because I sleep with one eye open. think to myslef "Hero... i mean Sean, thats three times, you just kicked today's ass. good night".
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Monday, January 19, 2009
Tennis
My second year at Northeast Mississippi Community College we got a new tennis coach. Well he was not actually a tennis coach but instead he was the defensive coordinator for the football team. So obviously he was qualified for the position... anyway him being a football coach he was real big into conditioning. So three times a week we had to run a mile around campus and this would help us to become better community college tennis players. Well, one day during my run, as I was passing by the the tennis courts, I saw a brand new tennis ball outside of the gate. I looked around and saw that no one was playing tennis so naturally I ran over picked up the new tennis ball and put it into my pocket... score. I was almost finished with my run, I would cross the street to the store and that would be the end of my run, joggin in place waitin for the "its ok to cross the street" guy to turn green. As I was waiting the very beautiful girl ( blondish brownish hair to her shoulders, beautiful brown eyes with soft fair beautiful skin) walks up next to me so i stopped joggin in place and try to play it cool. I noticed her from one of my classes and i acknowledged her presence with a smile. Well I noticed that her eyes kept drifting down towards my shorts and i realized that the tennis ball i picked up is makin a slight bulge in my shorts. Well I become very embarrassed and realized that she now thinks I am a huge pervert. Well after a few awkward seconds of her staring at my shorts she finally looked at me and said "whats that?" Relieved that I get to explain that i am not a pervert i look at her and said "tennis ball" and then in complete seriousness she turns back to me and and says " Oh, must be painful. I had tennis elbow one time"
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