The story of NightHawk

First of all people always want to know who NightHawk is. To answer that question Nighthawk is not a who, NightHawk is a what. I will do my best to explain NightHawk the best I can. NightHawk is a way of life, a way of being, and a way with the ladies. NightHawk is a sexual monster with the courage of a pride of lions mixed with the swooftness of a Hawk. More than that NightHawk is a protector of the unprotected. A keeper of the unkept. A wisdom for the unwisdomized. A shadow in the dark, fresh water in the dead sea. NightHawk was born in the depths of dark caves believed to be somewhere in the souther portions of the universe. He was born the basterd son of a female lionhearted black panther with the rumors of the father being the last surviveing creature of a jurassic breed of bird called a Archaeopteryx. From day one NightHawk had to learn to survive on his own. While all other creatures of the cave were palying their cave games of "Hide and I will never find you because its a large dark cave" NightHawk was hunting for the next days meal. NightHawk grew strong, bold, and fearless. As he sharpend his deadly abilites he began to have visions of traveling to Jackson MS. These visions grew stronger and stronger as the days went by, untill one day he had had enough and decided it was time. Oh and time it was. One morning while the cave was in rest, NightHawk began his journey. The travel was not easy but nothing can stop the NightHawk and he made his destination. On his journey he was forced to woo many a woman, save a many of distressed from the jaws of certain death, and he learned how to double doutch. Thats about as much detail i can go into about the stroy of NightHawk for now. There are many a tails from the Journies of NightHawk which at the right time will be told. Before I end this there are a few rules one must know if ever an encoutner with NightHawk happens ( it will be no accident, he will find you when he whats).

1.) Do not fall in love with NightHawk, I say this like its avoidable but it is not.

2.) Do not look NightHawk directly in the eyes if you wish to keep your soul.

3.) Do not disrespect NightHawk, for it will be the last mistake you make.

4.) NightHawk will not put up with burnt out light bulbs, so make sure every light around is luminous.

5.) Do not talk about how NightHawk's brother is cool and can do better magic tricks than NightHawk, this to will result in the loss of soul.

6.) And Finally, Do Not I REPEAT Do not ever speak of Stephen Balwin... you do not want to know what will happen